{"id":270,"date":"2012-06-25T09:41:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T05:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ratbag.vkomi.ru\/?p=270"},"modified":"2013-09-12T00:00:50","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T20:00:50","slug":"volosy-na-99-pitayutsya-iz-golovy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ratbag.vkomi.ru\/2012\/humour\/volosy-na-99-pitayutsya-iz-golovy\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0412\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044b \u043d\u0430 99% \u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0438\u0437 \u0433\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u044b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u041c\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0437\u043c \u043a\u0440\u0435\u043f\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442! \u0412\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0430 \u0432 \u0422\u0412 \u0440\u0435\u043a\u043b\u0430\u043c\u0435 \u0448\u0430\u043c\u043f\u0443\u043d\u044f <a title=\"\u0421\u0430\u0439\u0442 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0434\u0443\u043a\u0442\u0430\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unilever.ru\/brands\/personalcarebrands\/Clearvitaabe.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">CLEAR vita ABE<\/a> \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u0432\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u044b\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0443\u044e\u0449\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0445\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0430:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u0423\u0445\u0430\u0436\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435 \u0437\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0439 \u0433\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0432\u044b, \u0432\u0435\u0434\u044c \u0432\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u044e\u0442 99% \u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0432\u0435\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e \u0438\u0437 \u043d\u0435\u0451!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u0410 \u043e\u0442 \u043a\u0443\u0434\u0430 \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u0432\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044b \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0432\u0435\u0449\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430?! 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