{"id":1005,"date":"2013-11-12T00:47:32","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T20:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ratbag.vkomi.ru\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2013-11-12T00:48:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T20:48:22","slug":"php-self-make-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ratbag.vkomi.ru\/2013\/humour\/php-self-make-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"self::makeSex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0420\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0430\u044f \u043d\u0430\u0434 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0438\u043c \u0441\u0442\u0430\u0440\u044b\u043c PHP \u043a\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043c, \u043d\u0430\u0442\u043e\u043b\u043a\u043d\u0443\u043b\u0441\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u044d\u043f\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0435 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0441\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0438\u0435:<\/p>\n<pre lang=\"php\">return self::makeSex(...);<\/pre>\n<p>\u0418 \u044d\u0442\u0438\u043c \u0432\u0441\u0451 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043d\u043e! \u041a\u043e\u0434 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0431\u044b \u043d\u0430\u043c\u0435\u043a\u0430\u0435\u0442, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0442\u044b, \u043b\u044e\u0431\u0435\u0437\u043d\u0435\u0439\u0448\u0438\u0439 \u0441\u043e\u0437\u0434\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c, \u043d\u0435\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0437\u0430**\u0431\u0430\u043b \u0441\u0435\u0431\u044f&#8230; \u041f\u043e\u0440\u0430 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0447\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0435\u043b\u043e \u0438 \u0438\u0434\u0442\u0438 \u0441\u043f\u0430\u0442\u044c! 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